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Hello friends, welcome to The Mother of All
Excuses Place. Over the years, everyone where I work has always thought
that we should be writing down all the excuses everyone there has given
for not coming to work that day. We all
thought that it would make a very entertaining book to read. Well we
never got around to writing that book, but with the popularity of the
Internet and the ease of making a web site, I decided to publish all the
calling in work excuses I, or people that submit them, have heard over
the years. Plus I have sections
for missing school and homework excuses, police or accident excuses,
kids excuses, getting out of family events and holiday functions, breaking dates, doctor excuses,
doctors
note, missing
church, wedding, diet excuses,
why I ate that, debt excuses, tax excuses, not paying the
rent, getting out of home repair excuses, unwanted
house guest excuses, jury duty, defense excuses,
not voting, no sex, miscellaneous excuses, excuse related
humor and funny things that people do stories. We have all used or heard
excuses for missing just about everything. If you have a suggestion for
a new excuse page or would like to submit an excuse, please go to the
Submit Excuses
page and send them to me!
We have had requests from some of our
visitors needing excuses they can tell their wives when they have lost
money gambling.
If you have a good one that you have in mind let us know. |
