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Why I Ate That Excuse Page

  1. Anyways, I had come up with an excuse pretty fast.....I just said - "Once I opened it up, I had to eat it, or it would of melted."

  2. "Remember, around this time of year, Your Lactose exhibits an uncanny ability."

  3. I fell asleep and when I woke up, the dish ran away with the spoon.

  4. "The dog did it."

  5. "You should be proud, I am in Cannibal Anonymous, and this is real progress for me!!"
  6. "The ice cream lost its cool, so it chilled out.

  7. "The upshot is, I've discovered Expiration dates are REAL."

  8. "My mother shoved it down my throat because I was good." That was one I used!

  9. “The cookie box was right there and I suddenly fainted. Then when I woke-up one of the cookies was gone! Just so that no-one suspects, I had to eat the one next to it to make the box seem even”

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