The Mother Of All Excuses Place

Getting Out of Home Repair & Housework Excuses.

I'm surprised I never thought of this category when I first started this web site. Plus I'm grateful to Cherie Corley for suggesting this page. I think it's a great addition to this web site. I also want to thank Cherie for submitting the 1st 25 excuses on this page. So friends let's getting busy and add your excuses to this page!

  1. Too tired and stressed.

  2. I don't have any beer to concentrate on the repairs.

  3. I need to talk with my dad about this( 34 years old).

  4. We don't have the money.

  5. Can't think properly.

  6. I'm having an anxiety attack.

  7. I feel sick and going to pass out.

  8. Let's talk about ideas ( no work still gets done).

  9. My truck broke down and it's in the shop, it will have to wait.

  10. Can't do this by myself and do everything.

  11. another job got lined up, not today no repairs.

  12. I'm in a bad mood, can't talk about it.

  13. The house is a piece of crap, why bother?

  14. I like working hard, I'm not afraid of hard work (still nothing even started let alone completed).

  15. I have arthritis.

  16. My joints are feeling sore today and every day.

  17. I was thinking about planning about that (12 years later).

  18. I'm feeling horny and the mind has shut down and still can't think.

  19. I have worked 8 hours today.

  20. There is too much work to be done, that why even bother do it at all.

  21. I have a head injury (of the last 15 years).

  22. My back is soar.

  23. We don't have the right tool.

  24. We need a wheel borough.

  25. I'm so stressed out I can't even crap, let alone think about the home repair.

  26. The subcontractor ate bad oysters. He has been in the hospital.

  27. I can do the job, but I don't know how.

  28. I don't think the insurance will cover the mistakes I'm gonna make.

  29. Last time I used a hammer, I hit my thumb , twice

  30. A Phillips screwdriver? I think I drank one before!

  31. But honey, I do that all day at work, must I come home and work , too?

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