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Well friends, this is where I'll announce the most recent additions to this web site, give credit to the wonderful people out there that submit new excuses and make this place what it is or just ramble on about what is new with me. If you've visited us before and want to know what's changed, take a look here first.

 

05.08.2008

Well no excuse this time other than I've been too lazy to take the time to update this place. My life has changed a lot lately. I'm having to file for permanate disability because of my bad foot. My doctor has determined thatI cannot recover enough to be able to stand up all day and work running a printing press which is the only long term job I have ever had. I have problems in all the joints in the ball of my left foot. The problem is called Metatarsalgia and it is a serious case of it. I have to stay off my foot most of the day. The more I use it the more it hurts. It feels like I'm walking on a large bump in my shoe when I walk. So now I'm waiting for Social Security to approve my disability. Probably the next time I do an update I'll have better news to report, but for now this is the most important thing happening in my life. Well I better get busy with the credits. Have a great one and see you all the next time whenever that will be.

 

Posted on the Work Excuse 6 page:

    # 1233 by Lucinda Reynolds
    # 1234 by John Fierke
    # 1235 by Toydoll21
    # 1236 by Anonymous
    # 1237 by Alicia
    # 1238 by Clay B. Ellis
    # 1239 by Tina Thomas
    # 1240 by Sue Ricketts
    # 1241 by Mike Roberts
    # 1242 by Sheryl Nowicki
    # 1243 by Marc Crownover
    # 1244 by Anonymous


Posted on the Missing School and Homework Excuse 4 page:

    # 680 by Scott Llewellyn
    # 681 by Trish
    # 682 by Janis Daemmrich
    # 683 by Anonymous
    # 684 by CJWTROYER
    # 685 by Tim Murphy
    # 686 by John Macatee
    # 687 by Steve Wolf
    # 688 by Kevin Herbert


Posted on the Police and Accident Excuse page:

    # 266 by Steve
    # 267 by
Acey612


Posted on the Kids Excuse page:

    # 117 by John Foster


Posted on the Breaking Dates and Relationships Excuse page:

    # 211 by Julian Castillo
    # 212 by wb


Posted on the Missing Church Excuse page:

    # 172 by Anonymous


Posted on the Diet Excuses page:

    # 34 by Bekah


Posted on the
Tax Excuse 2 page:

    # 487 thru 494 by Professor Ryesky


Posted on the
Jury Duty Excuse 2 page:

    # 192 by Anonymous


Posted on the
Miscellaneous Excuses page:

    # 157 by shak(UK)
    # 158 by Erik Helverson


Posted on the Funny Things That People Say and Do page:

    # 204 by Anonymous

 

 

12.01.2007

Hello friends and neighbors! It's been a while since I forced my @$$ here to update this place. Well sometimes I wait until I have enough new material to post here, and I'll guess I'll use that excuse this time. Well anyway someone who wants to remain anonymous suggested a new page for getting out of family events. I can't believe I never thought of a page in this category before. This page is a must here. We can call it Getting Out of Family Events and Holiday Functions. Maybe we can even add funny stories about dysfunctional family get togethers. Well looks like I got my work cut out for me. So I better get to it. Let's roll the credits and get the heck out of here. Have a great one and see you all next time whenever that may be!

 

Posted on the Work Excuse 6 page:

    # 1226 by Bill Joy
    # 1227 by Eileen M. Little
    # 1228 by Andrew
    # 1229 by Tessa Hogan
    # 1230 by Paul Mooney
    # 1231 by Joshua Birkhead-Kirk
    # 1232 by Anonymous


Posted on the Missing School and Homework Excuse 4 page:

    # 678 by lurodriguez
    # 679 by Donald Bow


Posted on the Kids Excuse page:

    # 116 by ShineqD


Posted on the brand new
Getting Out of Family Events and Holiday Functions page:

    # 1 by anonymous


Posted on the Tax Excuse 2 page:

    # 482 thru 487 by Professor Ryesky


Posted on the
Jury Duty Excuse 2 page:

    # 190 by
Antonio Molo Aberilla
    # 191 by Ben King


Posted on the Unwanted House Guest Excuses page:

    # 30 by Tammy Rush

 

 

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Madtbone

 

 

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