Editor's Note: The 1st four excuses are for not paying a medical debit.

• 1. I was taken to the hospital against my will, they just put me in the ambulance and took me, I told them I did not need to go so I'm not paying this.
  
   
• 2. I only went to the hospital for an aspirin."
  
   
• 3. The feds are after me.
  
   
• 4, My son is in the federal witness protection program, I can't let you talk to him, it may cost
  him his life.
  
   
• 5. This one was used by a gentleman from whom my employer was trying to collect a debt:  "I only spent $500 so I only repaid you the $500.  That is fair." The man had borrowed $1,500.
  
   
• 6. Yes I know I owe this debt... but it isn't as important as paying for my cigarettes.
  
   
• 7. It's such a high amount why bother paying one or any of the first installments isn't going to help. (Gov't is going to freeze the account) The debt is always there (when there are no payments made at all only in thought).
  
   
• 8. Take a number wait in line.
  
   
• 9. Usually when the collectors start calling, I just look at my caller ID (thank goodness for the person that came up with that, lol), anyhow, if just by chance I pick up the phone, and they say may I speak to LC, I just tell em she's not here, she stepped out (FOREVER), try back...
  
   

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