Well it's looks like it is time for a page
dedicated to excuses that deal with weddings. I guess this could
include not attending a wedding, I do get email now and then with people
requesting an excuse for not going to a wedding, or this page could also
be for an excuse for not wanting to get married and turning down a
proposal. So let get busy and turn in some wedding related excuses!
1. "I can't make it to the wedding
because I am too busy surfing
datingsites looking for someone better to get
2. A girl I had been friends with
in the past but had recently "found Jesus" and proceeded to annoy
the hell out of me with it, had planned her wedding for September
21st. Not particularly wanting to be
surrounded by her fundamentalist relatives all day, I told her that
I couldn't make it because my coven was meeting to celebrate Mabon
(a festival celebrating the Autumn Harvest, occurring around the
time of the Equinox), and I would most likely be gone all day.
3. We can't get married yet I am still
sleeping with your mother/sister and brother.
4. My cat ate the wedding ring.
5. (Excuse for not going to a wedding.)
Seeing you two together makes me sick.
6. "My sister just discovered she is
pregnant and due right around the day of our wedding and the doctors
say she cannot travel or fly within a month before or after her due
date. I will NOT have a wedding without my sister there."
7. I can't come to your wedding because
there's a full moon that day.
8. We can't get married because I gained
weight and the dress no longer fits.... sorry!
9. I'm sorry but I can't marry you
because someone trapped me in the bathroom from the outside and
taking the key.
10. Someone stole my tuxedo.
11. My ex girlfriend turned her life
around becoming a Christian and wanting me in her life and can't
marry someone who doesn't believe in God and refusing to go to
12. I can't marry you because you yell at
me all the time.
13. Once a friend told his future wife I
can't marry you because you shaved all your hair off before our
14. I can't marry you because you're
15. My future Wife said she can't marry
me because I'm so sexist.
16. My parents just got divorced.
17. My best friend passed away last
18. I can't marry you because the
guy/woman I was married to before refuses to sign the divorce
19. Excuse for not marrying a Mammas
Boy. I Can't marry you because your already married to your
mother. I actually said this to a former boyfriends proposal.
20. I can't marry you because you're an
21. I can't marry you, you deserve better
22. I can't marry you because I am a guy
23. I can't marry you because I'm pregnant from the last
marrage that I was in and the baby's due around our wedding day!
24. I can't marry you because I have diagnosed mental issues.
25. “I can’t propose marriage to her until we buy a new car,
buy a house and take advantage of Obama’s $8,000 first home purchase
26. I can't marry her as I am still exploring my sexuality.
Well friends I don't have any excuses posted
yet for this page. If you have any wedding
related excuses, please go to the
page and send your excuses in!
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