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School and Homework Excuses 501
and up.
- 501. Once, in second form at High School, I told
my math teacher that I hadn't done my homework because I had to fly to
Stockholm to collect my Nobel Prize for Literature.
- 502. This is for if you forgot my home work.
You erase the work you've writhen in you agenda, you erase it and writhe it
for the next week and say to your teacher I did not do it it's for next week I
got the proof here look in my agenda. Real story I tried it before
really works.
- 503. This really happened last week. I m in
7th grade and I was just getting dressed after gym. A kid stole another
kids towel and he kept denying it. I was called in as a witness.
It took 45 minutes as the 2 teachers argued with the thief. Then the
teachers asked us to make a statement. I wrote down my statement and I
purposely stalled to talk to my friends in the hallway buz I new I had a test
in my LA class. Well my excuse for the class was that I had spent 20
minutes deciding to remain anonymous for the statement. SHE BELIEVED ME!
- 504. One day, I got home from school, and I
realized I had forgotten my keys! I knocked on the door, and no one
answered. So, I knocked again, and no one answered still! I sat on
the porch, and I did my homework since there was nothing else to do until my
mother got home from work. About a half an hour later, I decided to go
to the back door, and try a trick I can do to open the door, and it was then
when I discovered that the back door was open, and my mom was home! How
clumsy can one person get!
- 505. This is a true story!: My teacher
asked us to bring in a atlas, I didn't I told my teacher our bookcase had been
plastered into the wall, naturally he didn't believe me so he phoned home and
it was true! The builders had used wet plaster and it has dripped over
the bookcase and it had been covered!
- 506. When a teacher asks why you are late, just
reply with the question, "Or is it possible that everyone else is early?"
- 507. I was once late for school because I got
such a fright when my alarm went off that I hit my head on the wall next to
bed and knocked myself out. I woke up an hour later with a sore head and
a lump the size of an egg.
- 508. I had left my D&T homework too late and
decided to rush it the night before it was due. We had to visit our
auntie as we hadn't seen her for ages. Well, during the three hour stay,
our car was stolen - with my homework in it! My mum ended up writing a
note to the teacher saying what had happened. He let me off due to the
fact that it was the best excuse he had heard. He didn't believe me, but
it actually happened.
- 509. Well, I had to drive all the way to school
in our old truck, and the heating stopped working, and we got cold, and my
daddy couldn't concentrate so we ran off the road into a ditch. Then we
had to call a tow truck but we didn't have a phone so we had to hitchhike, and
by the time we got to a phone, school was starting! So we called a tow
truck, and it towed the car out of the ditch. Then we drove all the way
here. And I forgot my homework in the car, because I was so upset that I
had almost died. And I'm sorry about being late. (This actually
happened to us... and I just did my homework the next day).
- 510. Actually happened... I showed up at
school the next day with my whole foot in a cast-like thing, with 6 stitches
for the outside of my toe, and 3 or 4 for the inside! The cut went all
the way to the bone, severing the tendon.
P.S. Yes, it was probably the "stupidest" wound I've ever accidentally
inflicted upon myself. (It was back in 1997, I was 17, and hadn't had
the sword very long at that time) However, I do still have the sword,
but it stays in the sheath 99.5% of the time, and I DON'T take it out if I'm
barefoot. ;-)
- 511. I tried doing my homework I swear but then
it got to hard so I asked my parents for help and they tried it but it was
just so hard that they took it to work to get some help.
- 512. An excuse for math teachers; (my own math
teacher said that he would accept this excuse. In the last lesson before
I left) I had just finished my homework, when I decided to try to divide
something by zero. This resulted in my book catching fire.
- 513. I got In School Suspension because someone
threaten me to do it in front of the teacher or else they would beat me up.
- 514. True story. I live in Tucson, Arizona
and have a cousin who is an excellent swimmer so she often competes in
Phoenix. One weekend I was finishing my S.S. report while riding in her
car. When she dropped me off at home I left my report and notebook in
the front seat of her car. When I realized on Monday morning that I was
missing them it was too late, she had gone to Phoenix for the week and, seeing
as how ALL of my info was in her car, I got an extension.
- 515. In social studies I had a power point presentation due
that I had not completed. Since the unfinished presentation was on the
disk in my back pack and my home computer I simply snapped the disk and case
and gave them to him with the explanation of "really, I thought that a case
was enough to protect my disc on the bus". It worked too and I got an
extension.
- 516. I can't come into school today because it's
against my religious principles.
- 517. Sorry I was late for school miss, I squirted
the toothpaste too much and spent all morning getting it back in the tube.
- 518. A tornado came and destroys my house with my
homework in it.
- 519. Sorry I didn’t come to school the past few
days because I got hit at the head then I suffered amnesia and my relatives
were trying to help me remember.
- 520. When asked why I was late for class I
responded, the bell rang before I got here.
- 521. Sorry I have not got my homework because my
baby sister got sick all over my work.
- 522. I'm sorry I was late for school today but my
mom lost her car... but this morning she found it.
- 523. If you have to run for football, like us we
had to jump and roll also in this long ass conditioning period and I pretended
that I landed on my head wrong and my neck hurt, I didn't have to run after
that but the trainer did have a nice long look at my neck to make sure I was
alright.
- 524. I used this excuse a lot when I'm late for
school: "I'm not Late I'm just early for tomorrow!!"
- 525. The reason I don't have my big, important
project, which I put off for the last night goes like this: Last night
when I was finishing up my homework, my dog came over and threw-up on my
homework and then ate it. When I was trying to get him to barf it back
up, 12 shiny leprechauns came crashing through my wall on magical unicorns.
Then they stole my dog and tried to get away over a beautiful rainbow, but I
grabbed my dog's leg just in time. Unfortunately then, the leprechauns
sprinkled some magic pixie dust and then a giant alien mother ship took the
leprechauns and unicorns along with my dog and took them off to Neverland,
where they can fly freely with peter pan and the lost-boys forever.
- 526. "My dog has a digging addiction and buried
my homework."
- 527. Sorry I can't go to school today I have to
much homework.
- 528. I once got out of taking a German test by
telling the teacher that I got Poison Ivy on un show able parts of my body,
and I took too much Benadryl, causing me to be dreary and unable to think
straight. I did get out of the test but I had to sit there quietly
acting somewhat high with watery eyes for the entire period.
- 529. Please excuse Karen from PE today as she is
having difficulty adapting to the use of her new mechanical toe which she
received due to an unfortunate pogo stick accident.
- 530. My friend actually did this to get out of
gym class after planning it all out with people at lunch: Right after
changing in the locker rooms she came out limping and trying to act like she
was crying which the whole time she was laughing, Teacher: "Nicci,
what's wrong?" Since she was trying to cry Cheryl answered, "Nicci was
putting on her pants tripped over her book bag and fell over the bench and
hurt her knee." He believed it and sent her to the office with Sara not
thinking that the nurse was there they went on their way but when they saw the
nurse Nicci stopped and since she wasn't that good of an actor and she needed
to be in pain she told Sara to kick her in her knee not really believing that
Sara would do it she did with Nicci really crying. The nurse even
believed her and she got out of gym for two days!
- 531. My friend Lynn wanted to get out of gym
really bad and with her best friend Anna not
in gym because the day before she hurt her shoulder in gym class, Lynn took
Anna's doctors note cut of the part with the date and what's wrong kept the
part with the signature and the note saying do not return to PE class until
further notice. So she copied it and printed it out making it look like
a real doctors excuse and it worked, until the end of the quarter the teacher
said so further must be long and she said ya it might not be for another
month: This is a true story but I wouldn't recommend trying it you could get
in a lot of trouble for it!!! Thanx!!!
- 532. At my school the teachers don't let you
leave class to go to the washroom so here
is an excuse I've used: "I really gotta go to the washroom and if you
don’t let me go I will have to pee my pants and then they will be all wet so I
will have to wear yours *pause* Ya, um, Bye!”
- 533. What not to say to your teacher when you
don't have your homework:
Well Mr./Mrs. (teachers name) the reason I don't have my big important project
done that was due today goes something like this..... Last night when I was
about to start my huge project, that I put off for the last night, my nice
puppy came up to me and said, "Hey look over there you fat lazy human-its a
distraction." So I turned around, but I saw nothing. When I turned
back around to start my project I saw that my dog had barfed on my homework
and then eaten it. While I was trying to get my dog to barf it back up
Big Foot came crashing through my bedroom wall and picked up my dog in his
hairy hands and quickly ran away to the world of Big Feet to eat my dog.
Seeing that my dog was about to die I hopped on my 4-wheeler to watch the
show. Then when we were on the outskirts of town an amazing thing
happened- Godzilla came out of a lake and burned Bigfoot to a crisp using his
bad flaming breath. But Godzilla didn't get the chance to eat my dog
either because 15 magical dust bunnies came riding in on constipated sea
horses and ate Godzilla from head to toe. Once the cannibalistic dust
bunnies were done eating they gave me my dog back. On my way home from
this painful ordeal I was stopped in my tracks by 6 aliens with lasers, they
ordered me on their ship. On the ship they did all sorts of experiments
on me and my dog, then they let me go. But by the time I got home it was
9:30 and I had to go to bed. In the morning when I woke up I couldn't do
the project because I was constipated and I was taking a crap all morning.
That, Mr./Mrs. (Teachers Name) is why I don't have my big important project.
- 534. A friend of mine is going to college.
A fifteen page paper was coming due in which she had not had time to work on.
Her instructor said the papers could be faxed to her on or before the due
date. Which was just before Christmas. My friend faxed fifteen
blank pages having a written confirmation giving her Christmas break to finish
the assignment and insisting that the fax machine must not have worked.
BRILLIANT HUH!
- 535. This one is risky, but AWESOME if done
right. It got me out of my senior project in my high school economics
class. We had to make a company profile. I hadn't done a damn
thing by the time it was due. I turned in a binder to the teacher with
nothing but a cover page. Then, I immediately asked her if she could go
pick up something I had printed from the teacher's lounge. She left my
binder sitting on her desk. I took it back. The next day, she told
me she'd lost my company profile... she's looked everywhere for it but
couldn't find it. She gave me a 100%.
- 536. A rabid squirrel bit me and I broke out in
hives.
- 537. To Whom it may concern: Please excuse my
daughter Kim Marie for being sick yesterday, she caught one of my bad flue,
colds, and allergies. She may have to go to a different class during
MATH, and SCIENCE. The doctor said that to much NUMBERS and to much SCIENCE
STUFF may break my daughter's brain from to much education. THANK YOU
- 538. This one was written by an adult and it
worked. The note went... To whom it may concern: Our digital
camera is broken so David was not able to take photos of the process of
preparation of his 'Flan'.
- 539. I remember I forgot to do my math homework,
so when my teacher asked for it, I told her "was to busy watching TV."
She said that wasn't very good, so I said, "What should I do when I'm chugging
soda?" My teacher said I should go to bed an hour early, and I said "So
should I go to bed at 3?" She thought I was being fresh, so I added "It
would be a dull party if it ended at 2." She sent me to the dean's
office for being "fresh." So the dean said "Did you have a party last
night?" I said no, and my dean asked if I stayed up until 4, I said no,
and then he asked if I had been forcing myself awake with soda, and I said
"No, and I'll bet you my teacher said I didn't do my homework either."
- 540. Sorry that Jack missed school he was very
ill after his aunt kissed him on the cheek.
- 541. One of my friends had a day off school, his
parents are teachers but wrote this note for him: Please excuse my son
from school as he had the shits with it.
- 542. My friend Pat is a diabetic. One
semester he decided to go on a three day beer binge with about two weeks left
in the semester. Needless to say, he became very ill with a blood sugar
problem and was unable to attend class for the remainder of the semester.
On the night of the last day of classes, Pat and I were going into my dorm
room while a professor of his happened to be having a beer with my neighbors
across the hall. They had their door open. The professor saw Pat
and asked him where he had been for the past two weeks. Pat decided to
be completely honest with him and said that he went on a binge and got very
sick. The professor said, "You went on a binge?" Pat said, "Yes."
The professor said, "And you're diabetic?" Pat said, "Yes." The
professor said, "You friggin' IDIOT!" and let him go.
- 543. One day I woke up real early and got ready
for school when I was finished it was about 4:00 and I had 2 hours to go but I
fell asleep and when I woke up it was 7:59 and my mom came through the door
she heard me and said I'll take you to school when I got to school and in the
classroom my teach said why are you late my boyfriend covers for me and says
oh her house was locked when she got home and she was outside all night and
her parents both have night shift and I nod my head little did she know that
really happened to me.
- 544. Well for this one class you need your book
everyday and we have homework in it everyday... just tell the teacher
you took the book home to do the homework but you forgot it there, then they
can't possibly get mad at you.
- 545. I never really liked math so since I lived
on a cliff in the mountains, one day when I went to school and my teacher
asked for my homework, I told him this: I was sitting out on the porch
last night, doing my homework, and the biggest tarantula I ever saw came
crawling out from under the porch, so as I went and got my step dad, a wind
must have came and blew my homework right off the cliff. My teacher was
amazed but I didn't get detention.
- 546. Use this if you get caught cheating on a
test. I had this really old Social Studies Teacher in 6th grade.
We had to take this Vocab Quiz, and I didn't study at all. So the class
started the quiz. So then when my friend finishes he gives me a sheet of
paper that had all the answers on it. So halfway through the test the
teacher stairs right at me. I tried to look unsuspicious, so I just sat
there. Then the teacher said, "I want you to sit over here". Then
she grabs my papers out of my hands and sees that I cheated. My parents
had to sign that I cheated on. She stapled the papers together. So
then when I got home I very carefully took apart the staple. Then I gave
her a sheet with 10 words that she had to sign. She was a little
concerned, but not that much. Then I stapled the pieces of paper back
together. It looked as if I didn't even touch the paper. Next day
in the class I handed it to her and still got a good grade!! Man, these
teachers really underestimate us.
- 547. Use this excuse if your late. I had a
really bad headache this morning when I woke up so I decided not to go to
school. Then the pain went away so I decided to come. My brother
used this excuse and it worked.
- 548. A friend of mine showed up late for class
and when the teacher asked where he was he
said, "I was at a restaurant and they were backed up and our order was
late so by the time we got our order lunch was already over so we quickly ate
it and rushed back." And when the teacher asked him for the excuse he
handed her the receipt.
- 549. I didn't get my homework done because my dad
had me picking all the tomatoes from the garden because it was supposed to
frost.
- 550. I didn't get my homework done because I had
to pick dandelions till dark so that my dad could make wine.
- 551. Sorry I'm late, teacher but I took another bus to
school and I ended up in an another school.
- 552. I actually used this excuse, at my previous
school. PE Excuse :- Teacher: Where's your note? Pupil: I
just gave it to you? Teacher: No you didn't! Pupil: Yes I did, I
think you have been hit in the head with too many balls! Teacher:
(Feeling
embarrassed) Just accepts this!
- 553. If u have forgotten your homework the best
way of getting out of it is to say... sorry (sir/miss) but my cleaners thought
it was rubbish and threw it away. I have tried it and it does work.
- 554. I didn't come to school yesterday because my
alarm is plugged in the outlet and my cat unplugged the cord so my alarm
didn't go off.
- 555. Tell your teacher: I left my work on
the window sill and the window was open. I stupidly forgot that it was
raining and when I came to get my work, it was soaked! Now it's drying
on the radiator at home. Try it, it really works!
- 556. True Story: I forgot my homework in my
printer (I kept telling myself to get it, up until I had to leave), and I told
me English teacher this and she said too bad! It was so harsh!... like
she's never forgotten anything before.
- 557. Teacher: Why didn't you do your
homework? Student: I lost my pen.
- 558. If your teacher is a boring teacher (all of
them are) then this is the excuse for you!!!!! Teacher: Why aren't
you doing your work? Student: Because my writing arm hurts and I have a
head ache. Teacher: Then go to the front office to lye down.
Student in their mind ,mission accomplished.
- 559. Please excuse my friend and I from school we
have hip hop fever.
- 560. My friend once didn't do his homework and
when he came to school he said that he was sick all day. The next day he
didn't come to school. I had faked a note for him. I was only
about 11. It said Brian didn't make it to school yesterday because
halfway to school he forgot his pants. Please let him go. I signed my
name instead of his mothers name. Me and him got detention for a week.
- 561. This was used by myself and another friend.
It's half true. Our homework was due, and we didn't even start it, so
our excuse was that my friends dad was in hospital (True) and my friend had
spent lots of time in their with her dad, and I, myself could not do my part
because my friend had the sheets and she wasn't home much so we couldn't work
on it. It worked and we got a week extension.
- 562. To get out of PE: Simply cut your
shoestring slightly and tear it the rest of the way and claim that you
shoestring broke and you cant tie your shoe. I tried this and it
actually worked.
- 563. Well this one actually worked for me... I
was supposed to write a paper for history class and I hadn't done it.... so I
took a blank disk and chewed on it for a bit and then I cracked it open and
played with that thing inside so it looked like it had been chewed... I took
that disk to my teacher and through my tears I told her that my sister's dog
had puppies and they were teething and apparently one bit through the disk
that somehow ended up on the floor... and I got an extension.
- 564. My friend actually used this! Every
week we had a practice worksheet and he did not do his. As the teacher
was collecting them he told her that he did not understand the material (
which was adding and subtracting) and that he couldn't get there early enough
to ask her for help and she believed him.
- 565. I was in a goat pen with my uniform and the
goats ate it.
- 566. So one day I had an oral examination from
physics. I didn't know a thing so this is what I did: I told my
teacher that my neighbor (the old guy next door had a
heart attack) so me and my dad had to drive him to the hospital. We
spent whole morning with him because he has no family and felt very lonely.
It really worked. I even was excused from those two last hours of
physics because I told teacher id like to visit him in a hospital. Just
make a sad face and tell that he was like a grandfather to you and what do you
know he may even die on the day of the math test. (I'm so cruel)
- 567. One time I didn't do my homework and I told
the teacher that I left it in my textbook. So she said bring it in
tomorrow. It really does work!!
- 568. I have tried this and it actually works!!
Tell your teacher: It was my cousins birthday and I was trying to do my
homework. When I went up to get a drink my little 5 year old cousin
grabbed some textas and thought she would help out. I came back in and
my homework was a colorful blob.
- 569. For not doing homework: First you have
to understand this one only works if the homework you were suppose to do is
not going to be graded but they wanted you to do it anyway. Oh and this
got me a week of detention. TEACHER: Why didn't you do your homework?
STUDENT: Do you teach me and not get paid? TEACHER: No?!. STUDENT:
Then I'm not going to do homework and not get a grade! This one actually got a
laugh from my classmates and they agreed, until the teacher gave me the
detention. Then they all shut up.
- 570. Years ago, the family went to Florida for
school spring break. We ran into bad weather driving back, and decided
to stop early and check into a motel. Of course, that meant we missed
school on Monday. My mother had no problem with that. She wrote
notes for each of us that on Monday we were in no state to attend school.
I've always wanted to use that excuse at work since I live in New Hampshire
and work in Massachusetts. ;-)
- 571. This really was a true excuse from a boy in
my class who didn't do his homework!! Teacher: Josh where's your
homework? Josh: I forgot is because my little sister chocked on a 5 cent
piece and was coughing up blood so we had to go to the hospital. Well at
lunchtime me and some friends went up to his little sister and asked her if
this happened and boy did Josh get into trouble.
- 572. "Please excuse Nolan for being late to class
this morning. He and I had quite a few problems that we needed to work
out. If he does this again....... please excuse his being absent from
school."
- 573. Teacher: And why were you late?
Me: Because I was outside doing homework for this class.
- 574. One day I told my teacher I was late for
class because a dog chased me through the halls and every time I tried to run
to class he'd block the door so I couldn't pass.
- 575. I learned a great excuse if you're ever
late, you simply tell the teacher. "On the way to school our car broke
down, and this is why I hate the community, because nobody helps other
people!" It worked for me.
- 576. This works very well and is often true in
college, I'm late because I was at a bar got kicked out wound up in Detox and
they just let me out.
- 577. Excuse for missing class: "I'm sorry I
missed class yesterday... My fish had just died and I cried my eyes out
for it... I was really sad and that's why I wasn't able to show up for
school..." If you really act it out... it will work :))
- 578. Sorrow I forgot my homework, but my dog
pissed on it and it's still in the dryer.
- 579. I left my homework on top of the fish tank,
and then my fish ate the work and my cat ate the fish and my dog ate the cat.
The dog had to go to the vets with indigestion, so now I have nothing to show
for my homework. I'm so sorry.
- 580. This may sound a little like some of the
others but this is true and it works. I skipped school for 2 weeks and
phoned up to avoid letting my parents find out, my excuse was that I was
suffering from food poisoning and had the shits, I also said that my parents
were on holiday so it was impossible for me to leave the house and get some
medication, a week later I decided to go food shopping and saw my teacher in
there when she asked me why I was there I explained that I had managed to take
the medication but I managed to knock myself out for 2 days by falling down
the stairs and because my parents were away no one could help me, she believed
me and told the school to let me of PE for as long as I needed.
- 581. Well, one day, me and my mom were having an
argument about me not completing my homework on time (regular teenager stuff)
and I came up with a good excuse, which made her angry, because she wasn't
right. So on her way out of my room, (since the door was closed and
right behind her) she slammed straight into the door, face first. I was
practically crying with laughter. What's even funnier, is that she stood
there for about one minute. She then turned around and asked me what was
so funny. This made me laugh harder. I think she failed to realize
she had just walked into a door!
- 582. Mom I cant go to school today because I'm
still recovering from the shock of almost drowning in the bath tub last night.
- 583. As a teacher, the best I've heard was: "The
police discovered grandma's crop so we had to go to court yesterday."
- 584. I left my homework assignment on the bus,
there's no way they can disprove it... works a charm!
- 585. This really happened to a friend when I was
younger. A bully named John was hitting my friend and the teacher caught
him and he said he was making sexist jokes about me and he deserved to be
punched.
- 586. My high school had a bad intersection right
in front of it. Several people have been killed in bad car accidents
over the years. Thankfully, they have now fixed it. Anyways I was
on my way to school, when I approached stand-still traffic about a mile away
from the school. Luckily I had left about a half-hour earlier on this
particular morning. It took about 40 minutes to get to a back road which
led to another entrance to the school campus. I pulled into the parking
lot a few minutes late. I go to the school office explaining that I
would have been on time, but I was stuck behind the traffic, and since they
were only letting one car through at a time, it took quite a while for me to
get to the school. The woman looked at me and said, "Well maybe from now
on, you need to get here before accidents happen." I was so mad, I
scribbled my name illegibly in the sign-in late book, stormed out of the
office, and headed straight to my homeroom, as I was only a few minutes late.
Luckily my homeroom teacher was a little bit behind in taking attendance.
I told her what had just happened, she laughed and marked me on time.
- 587. I needed to do a report on Louisa May
Alcott. I had about 3 weeks to do it. When the three weeks were
up, I didn't have it done. When I got to school, I told my teacher that
I really have been trying to do my homework, it's just we live on a farm and
every night my parents make me do a lot of strenuous work, so every night I'm
too tired to do my homework, and I fall asleep right away. My teacher
actually bought it,( the dunce) and said I could finish it this weekend and
hand it in Monday.
- 588. I was entering contact about 15 minutes late
I was scared I was going to be marked tardy and get a detention. So I
walked in, and when the teacher asked where I was I told him I was out chasing
Raccoons, he believed me and I got off tardy and detention free!
- 589. Sorry I'm late! But the bell rang before I
got here.
- 590. Once I said to my teacher I would give you a
excuse but I haven't got any so I would tell you the truth my pig ate it and
died.
- 591. Take a floppy and bust it but don't make it look
broken! Tell your teacher that you stayed up until your bed time working on
typing up your report and loading it to a floppy . Then tell your teacher that
I thought I saved it but then when I tried it it in the morning it wouldn't
load and u almost missed the bus so I had 2 bring in the floppy! (it will
work)
- 592. Well this isn't really an excuse but a way we
managed to get through school. It was our Midterms for Uni and I was in my
final year. Having gone through 3 years I felt I had the studying/exams down.
So I took off for Montreal for the weekend with friends, while I had an exam
Monday as soon as I got back. I returned Sunday night just in time to get
enough sleep for the final exam. Lucky for me I had some good friends who
where well "prepared" for this exam. During the exam they managed to slip me a
few rulers to help me "draw" when I turned over the ruler, I found all the
answers to the M/C exam. Not only did I have an awesome weekend, but I passed
the class with a good grade.
- 593. A friend of mine is a medical student who was in
trouble with the Dean over poor attendance. The night before he had an
appointment to see him, he was out with a bunch of friends drinking somewhat
heavily. One of them decided to steel his phone in the middle of a club and
dial the Dean's office number that was stored inside. He boisterously
announced that his friend 'wouldn't be comin' in tomorrow coz he's f***ing
pissed!' (quite drunk) 'and didn't give a S**T!'. Despite this convincing
reason, my friend still had to go into the office the following morning where
the answer phone message was played to him by the dean and in front of all the
office staff who claimed that they'd never heard anything like it in all their
time!
- 594. I'm from England and I live 200 meters away from
my school so there is no reason for me to be late so I was late by 1 hour one
day so I told the teacher the batteries fell out my alarm clock therefore I
could not hear my alarm.
- 595. Okay 6th grade I didn't do my homework so I was
out side doing it and then I went to school 30 min late teacher asked why u
late, I got cornered by a dog and the owner had to tackle it then I ran
around to get sweaty so it would look real hell ya it worked twice for me.
- 596. I was out hunting with my dad for deer, and we
got lost for 2 days. but luckily the rescue team found us before we starved
to death. I was too exhausted to come to school.
- 597. I am so sorry that I did not make it to my first
class I was getting dressed this morning when I got a phone call from my
great grandma saying that one of her friends had just died and that she
needed to talk to someone and she kept me on the phone for 2 hours.
- 598. I couldn't do my homework because my neighbor is
a maniac, and he mistook my homework for his credit card bill. He put gas
all over it and lit it.
- 599. This really happened the first day of my
volleyball practice! I'm sorry I was gone yesterday the battery in my mom's
car died and then the hood got stuck shut so when we finally got that open
to jump start it we realized we didn't have another car to jump start it
with.
- 600. Okay, so one day, before thanks giving we were
given homework, and I didn't do it. So the Tuesday it was do and the teacher
asked me where it was, I said 'Well, I went to my aunt's as soon as I got
home, and came back late last night'. The teacher asked 'Why didn't you do
it at your aunt's?' I replied 'She has homeworkaphobia, which means she has
a fear of homework.'. So the teacher believed me!
Well friends we have more School and Homework Excuses to go. The School
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