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School and Homework Excuses
601 and up.
- 601. I actually heard this excuse being used three
times in the same week by the one boy. "Sorry I don't have my homework
today, but I put it on top of the TV so I wouldn't forget it and the TV blew
up". The amazing thing was that one teacher let him off because it was the
"best excuse" he'd heard all term.
- 602. I was always was late for French class (morning
class), so I tried to keep the excuses new. I told my teacher, "I'm sorry I
was late, you see, I was going to be on time, but when I was walking to the
bus stop my shoelace broke, so I had to go home and put on a different pair
of shoes. Well, by the time I got to the bus stop, I had missed my bus, and
when I got to the exchange I had missed my transfer bus, making me even more
late." All he had to say was, "Pleines d'histoires!" (Full of excuses).
- 603. It was my birthday, and my family had arranged
for me to go to a theme park. they sent in a note saying "please excuse my
daughter today as she has lost her voice in her pigsty of a bedroom"
considering that I never stop talking, and my room looks like the battle
zone of ww3 ,they let me off!!!!!
- 604. I was attending high school. Actually not
attending. I had ditched school for 4 days. I wrote a note saying that , " A
close member of my family had died & I was very upset." The next week ,I
ditched for another 3 days . I returned the next day with a note saying,
that I attended the funeral of my close family member & was upset for a
couple of days after that. My mom picked me up after school that day & when
I got in the car , She asked me, "who died?" I just said, " I don't know
what you are talking about. I blamed it on the school saying that they are
all screwed up & that they don't even know what they are doing.
- 605. A man came into my house last night and
threatened to commit suicide. Well, it turns out he had a split-personality,
so it was considered a hostage situation. It was a big commotion. Police,
ambulance, everything! I can't believe you didn't hear about it! That's why
I couldn't get my homework done. Some credit should be given to my friend on
this one.
- 606. I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to
MY TEACHER'S already heavy workload.
- 607. I made a paper plane out of it and it got
hijacked.
- 608. I put it in a safe, but lost the combination.
- 609. Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they
could study how the human brain worked.
- 610. I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved
away.
- 611. I left it in my shirt and my mother put the
shirt for washing.
- 612. My little sister ate it.
- 613. A sudden wind blew it out of my hand and I never
saw it again.
- 614. I was kidnapped by terrorists and they only just
let me go, so I didn't have time to do it.
- 615. The lights in our house went out, and I had to
burn it to get enough light to see the fuse box.
- 616. Another pupil fell in a lake, and I jumped in to
rescue him but unfortunately my homework drown.
- 617. I used it to fill a hole in my shoe, you
wouldn't want it now.
- 618. My father had a nervous breakdown and he cut it
up to make paper dolls.
- 619. I didn't do it, because I didn't want the other
kids in the class to look bad.
- 620. Well, I'm in year 7 and my R.E assignment hadn't
been done, and was due on that day. So, the period before R.E we had Maths,
so I had a headache *wink wink* near the end of maths and went to sickbay.
My maths teacher believed me cuz usually in Maths I'm one 'o the quiet ones
in maths, so she believe me. Well, she signed my diary and I was off to
sickbay, where I slept for 1 hour. Not only did I miss out on R.E and get
away with not handing in my assignment, I also missed out on 10min. of P.E!
Which was the next period after R.E. I didn't bring my bathers for swimming
so there was no point in me going to P.E so I just went up to the library
and played on the computers until lunchtime. And nobody ever found out!
- 621. Once in my math lesson everyone said they didn't
do their homework because they don't think math is important. Our math
teacher went mad and she wasted the whole lesson by giving us a lecture on
why math is important. The excuse worked like a charm because she couldn't
put 24 people into detention! Try it!!
- 622. My sister used this once when she was 12, she
walked in and handed the teacher a note that read: "My daughter could not
come to school today as she started PMS and broke everything in the friggin'
house, that stuff just kicks right in there, doesn't it."
- 623. This actually happened to me in the seventh
grade - I was getting in the school bus and my backpack was opened a little
bit so when I bumped it along the stairs my math and Spanish binders came
out and fell into the gutter!!
- 624. Once when I was in 7th grade I had a crappy
algebra teacher. He gave me a 58 on my mid term and I knew I was going to be
killed by my parents when I got home. When I went to science (class after
algebra) the girl sitting beside me told me the 5 looked a lot like an 8 all
I had to do was attach the top to the bottom. I got home and acted like I
had to take a dump really quick and filled in the 5. My parents believed it
and I didn't get in trouble. At least until report cards.
- 625. I've used this one as a student many times and
each time it has worked. Just say that your mom takes you and all your
siblings to school at the same time and that your siblings slept in so you
had to wait for them to get ready so your mom could take you to school.
- 626. I forgot my book because I am moving and my mum
packed the book in one of the boxes.
- 627. School Excuse for Senior Skip Day: Please excuse
Marina from school today. She will be witnessing a birth.
- 628. True story: after endlessly writing
myself/friends notes reading "please excuse (insert name) from PE today as
her menstrual cycle is causing her great abdominal pain" one teacher became
suspicious. I was made to write out the note so handwriting could be
compared, but luckily was different. all would have been well except I was
without PE uniform that day also, and was asked to get my school diary so
the teacher could write a note to my parents. panicking, because my mum had
written 3 separate notes on the required page, a friend set to work tearing
pages out of my diary, bending the cover, jumping on it etc to the point
where it was barely recognizable, returning to the teacher saying I found
the diary like that on top of the lockers... I got away with everything, but
never wrote myself another note again!
- 629. I was at lunch one day when I tripped and
spilled soda all over this girl (who is like one of the cool people). Just
then the bell rang. As I turned to leave the girl hit me right in the head
knocking me down to the ground then she kicked me in groin and left. I ended
up laying there for about 10 minutes until I could get up when I got to
class (the girl was there) I told the teacher that I was beaten up by a
girl. The whole class broke out in laughter but the teacher gave me a
detention because he did not believe me, but as I was leaving the girl
kicked me again and the teacher saw it and he then believed me and let my
detention go. And for the rest of the week I was made fun of for being
beaten up by a girl.
- 630. My excuse for not handing in my English essay
one time was, 'Sorry, but my friend was hungry for knowledge, so he ate my
essay'.
- 631. I've been teaching for 3 years. I've heard all
kinds of excuses.
"I forgot we have class on Wednesday." (We always had class on Wednesday.)
Student: "I was sick." Me: "Where's your doctor's note?"
Student: "Well, my best friend died so I had to go see his family and then
another friend died so I had to go to the funeral." Me: "Do you have a copy
of the obituary or death certificate?"
Student: "My family owns a business that involves what we're studying and I
want to do good so I can take over the business." Me: "Good for you but
you'll still need documentation to be excused for any absences." (By the end
of this semester this student had been "sick" 3 times, had two friends and a
former tennis coach die, gotten stuck behind a train, had a family
emergency, and stayed up too late studying to make it to class with no
documentation of any of it.)
"I didn't know what room the class was in or who was teaching it or when it
meets and I don't have a copy of my schedule and I don't know where to get
one and I don't know who my advisor is to ask where to go or what to do."
(The only reason I ever got him to class at all was that I overheard him
talking to another teacher 3 weeks into the semester and asked him if he was
"Cletus." When he said he was I told him that I was his teacher and where
and when to find the class. He failed the first term and only managed a D
the second time he took the class but at least he found the room in fewer
than three weeks the second time.)
"We thought you said to meet at the museum instead of the class room so we
stood there for an hour waiting for you." (Amazing how 2 people out of 60
could hear something so different from everyone else.)
"I can't get an F. They'll throw me off the football team and cancel my
scholarship." (This after 15 weeks of receiving failing or near failing
grades every week and not doing anything to improve the situation until
after final grades were posted.)
Student: (13 weeks into a 15 week semester) "My average is a D+." Me:
"That's right." Student: "That's not good." Me: "Not very." Student: "I
don't want a D+." Me: "It's too late to do much about it but you could still
possibly get a C if you do very well on the final exam." Student: "But I'd
have to read and study." Me: "Right." Student: (heavy sigh) "I'm gonna
flunk."
"I'm really hung over so I might get sick if you talk about anything
disgusting today."
- 632. Please excuse Samantha from school for the
following days: August,9 thru March,7 because she had lost her marbles.
- 633. Even tough I'm only in great I have a knack for
making up excuse. Just recently me and a friend skipped the last 2 periods.
He phoned his mom telling her he was sick, I couldn't. So when the school
e-mailed my mom I told her that the teacher forgot to send down the
attendances and that they check the attendances with a special computer and
so if the computer doesn't process the attendances the WHOLE class will be
counted as automatically absent. Ingenious eh? and I got away with it
too!!!!!!
- 634. This is one I used years ago for homework one of
my teachers always made us call someone to get the homework so one day I
came back to school and she asked "Where's your homework?" I said "What
homework the person I called said there was no homework." she asked "who did
you call." I said "I forget." She said "I will let it go this time."
- 635. Okay... this was a true story. I needed glasses,
and didn't want to do my math. I told the teacher I couldn't see, and she
let me off. This worked for a week, until I received my glasses, but we were
so far ahead, I didn't need to re-do the work. It also helps if your teacher
has the same eye-doctor as you.
- 636. I'm late to class because there are too many
stairs.
- 637. My teacher once told us about when she went to a
teachers meeting to take notes and whatever. She had something she had to
turn in like teacher homework or something. When she got home she did the
thing and left it on the table. That night her dog Peaches got the papers
and ripped them up and ate them. After that she had to tell the people at
the teachers meeting that her dog ate all of her papers.
- 638. I wasn't in school yesterday because I ate alot
of cheese and got constipated.
- 639. I am a year 10 student in Aust and last year in
English, we had an oral presentation due. I hadn't done anything for it and
was in deep #$^#$ if I didn't do anything fast. All of a sudden I jumped out
of my seat and ran into the toilets. I wasn't sick but I turned the tap on
and filled my mouth with water and as soon as the teacher opened the door I
spat it into the toilet. She thought I was faking it and gave me a
detention. She guessed right but I wasn't finished that day. I went home
sick (she didn't know). I said that she was picking on me and the principal
called me the next day to apologies for her actions!!! Try it it works
guaranteed!! she even took the detention back.
- 640. No Uniform: This Work's if you have a school
uniform or dress code Say your dog/cat/baby brother/baby sister was sick on
your uniform and you had to get changed. Also works as a late excuse just
say u had to take a bath/shower before school.
- 641. I went to school. I was in a depressed state. I
have Bipolar Disorder, but I wouldn't disclose this information to my
teacher. Instead, I told my teacher: "Well, I've been depressed lately. My
mother and father, almost had to have my admitted in a psychiatric unit for
trying to commit suicide. Instead, luckily, my parents and I were told I was
sane enough, not to be admitted. By the time I got home, it was really late,
since there was a lot of people in the waiting room. While my family and I
were both under a lot of stress, I wasn't able to finish my homework. It's
been a long process and they did put me on an anti-psychotic for a mental
illness that I have, but I won't disclose what the mental illness is.
Anyway, the medicine has made me irritable, agitated, and a bit groggy
lately, so please excuse any irritability that I may have. I'm truly doing
my best, but my parents are greatly concerned for me as well. Right now, I
feel depressed, while trying to keep up up with work, I just don't know how
I'm going to manage the work load, while having a mental illness. I'm sorry
I do not have my homework. I promise I will bring it in tomorrow. Is there
anything I can do to make up for this?," while looking depressed. The
teacher excuse it and said "OK... Well, bring it tomorrow. And, if you ever
need to talk, just let me know." This was my excuse - although, it wasn't
true, about being at the psychiatrist unit and being evaluated at the time
being, she still believed me. And - truly, I do have Bipolar Disorder, but
at the time, wasn't on any medication.. LOL.. I totally fooled her big
time!!!
- 642. Our conservatory roof collapsed due to the
builders we've got at the moment so I had to help tidy that up this morning.
An excused for a student for being late... this follows. Due to the chaos I
forgot to bring in the homework.
- 643. I used to live on a huge ranch. And one day as I
walked off the bus to feed the horses one of our other horses; Nelly came up
and grabbed my backpack! Imagine my parents surprise to see me chasing a
horse that was eating my back back and everything in it. When I finally got
it back (using about 10 carrots to do so) my backpack was trashed. My
homework inside; a horror show. So the next day I went to school with no
backpack or homework. My teacher asked " where is you're homework, and
you're backpack" I of course told her " My horse ate them..". Being the
stupid teacher she is she called home and had my mom bring out the remains
of both. For the rest of the year she didn't challenge my excuses. (true
story)
- 644. My little sister (11) says this to his teacher
all the time, and I am usually the one who has to go to the conferences
because parents are working, "Homework I thought you said Housework. I
stayed up all night cleaning the house when u said Homework." and for
Dramatic affect pad some black eye-shadow under your eyes and act tired.
- 645. Well, my friend hadn't done his English homework
so he sent an email to his teacher with a whole page of unrecognizable
symbols and weird gibberish. The teacher opened her email and saw it all and
my friend said, "oops, my email must of broken down." It worked very well!
- 646. Sorry I'm late to school... I was constipated
this morning and well... you know... it wasn't coming out.
- 647. Ok this one really works. When your teacher asks
for your homework say " I've got it, just let me get it out of my bag", then
start rummaging around for it and after 2 minutes of doing that, sit up and
say, " Miss, I swear to god that I put it in here, unless... oh great, my
mum must have taken it out to put my lunch in, Can I bring it next lesson?"
It works like a charm!!
- 648. This is what I told my teacher because I didn't
have my homework. I don't have my homework today because it flew into my fan
and got torn up.
- 649. When asked where my art homework was I told my
teacher looking severely distressed "I left it on your desk last Friday but
its just not here and it was handwritten so I can't print it off again, took
me ages!" Funnily enough he believed me, averaged my previous marks and gave
me an A and a merit for the nonexistent work! Unfortunately someone else
using the same excuse with me got a C for theirs! It was classic. True
story!
- 650. All the kids were picking on me and they might
forget if I don't go to school for a day (crying).
- 651. I wasn't able to do my homework this weekend
because when I went ice fishing, the heater inside of the tent got too close
to the wall of the tent, starting it on fire. And when I ran out of there, I
realized that my cat was still in there. My cat was in there because all the
small fish that I catch, I just give to my cat. But when I went back for my
cat, the fire was too hot. So I spent the weekend morning the loss of my
cat. (actually used in my French class, I don't have a cat and I don't go
ice fishing either, I'm just creative and going to hell for that.
- 652. For sport, say that your fasting as you are a
Muslim and don't want to dehydrate, if the holy month of fasting has
finished say you are making up the ones you missed. This especially works if
you pretend you have hunger pains.
- 653. I haven't got my homework as I accidentally left
it in my dads car last night, and now it is in the MOT garage so I cant get
it until tomorrow.
- 654. My then Five year old that really had pneumonia
told her teacher upon returning to school… “Sorry I was filled with Piss and
moan ‘a”. She had heard me tell her “Dad stop all your Piss and Moaning.” (Opps!)
TRUE STORY!
- 655. Actually Happened! My little brother was in 2nd
grade and still peeing in his pants I had no idea about it. One day I went
inside to pick him up from after school, he was in a corner and no one was
talking to him I signed him out and asked him what happened he wouldn't tell
me so I let it go as we were walking up to the car my moms face turned to a
frown in my brothers direction. I didn't really care I thought they were mad
at each other or something. well My brother got into the car and sat in the
back seat on my homework. When we got home I told him to get up I picked up
my crumpled homework and thought I could still do it until I realized IT WAS
WET. My brother had peed in his pants and sat on my homework . When I told
my Reading teacher she understood me because she also had a little brother
not all teachers would have been so excepting.
- 656. I accidentally locked my homework in my
locker--along with my locker combination, which I don't have memorized.
- 657. Get about ten kids in your class to say "What
quiz?" or "We had homework?" It actually sometimes works.
- 658. True story: Our 9th grade English class had a
paper due Thursday, but some people asked our teacher if it could be due
Friday instead, because they had volleyball and a sports banquet, and so we
all joined in and told her about play practice that went till 6:00 and our
orthodontist appointments and stuff, and she actually moved the due date to
Friday!
- 659. When my grandma was younger and living with her
aunt, she got a bad grade on her report card and didn't want her aunt to see
it, but the card had to be returned with a signature. So she decided to
forge her aunt's signature. She got caught because she signed, "Aunt Mary"
on the card.
- 660. My friend ACTUALLY wrote this: Suzie was late
for school because her alarm clock got eaten by a giant herd of raging
elephants. We are not sure how they got in our house though.
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