Why I Ate That Excuse Page
- Anyways, I had come up with an excuse pretty fast.....I just said - "Once I opened it up, I had to eat it, or it would of melted."
- "Remember, around this time of year, Your Lactose exhibits an uncanny ability."
- I fell asleep and when I woke up, the dish ran away with the spoon.
- "The dog did it."
- "You should be proud, I am in Cannibal Anonymous, and this is real progress for me!!"
- "The ice cream lost its cool, so it chilled out.
- "The upshot is, I've discovered Expiration dates are REAL."
- "My mother shoved it down my throat because I was good." That was one I used!
- “The cookie box was right there and I suddenly fainted. Then when I woke-up one of the cookies was gone! Just so that no-one suspects, I had to eat the one next to it to make the box seem even”
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