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Getting Out of Home Repair & Housework Excuses.

I'm surprised I never thought of this category when I first started this web site. Plus I'm grateful to Cherie Corley for suggesting this page. I think it's a great addition to this web site. I also want to thank Cherie for submitting the 1st 25 excuses on this page. So friends let's getting busy and add your excuses to this page!

  • 1. Too tired and stressed.

     
  • 2. I don't have any beer to concentrate on the repairs.

     
  • 3. I need to talk with my dad about this( 34 years old).

     
  • 4. We don't have the money.

     
  • 5. Can't think properly.

     
  • 6. I'm having an anxiety attack.

     
  • 7. I feel sick and going to pass out.

     
  • 8. Let's talk about ideas ( no work still gets done).

     
  • 9. My truck broke down and it's in the shop, it will have to wait.

     
  • 10. Can't do this by myself and do everything.

     
  • 11. another job got lined up, not today no repairs.

     
  • 12. I'm in a bad mood, can't talk about it.

     
  • 13. The house is a piece of crap, why bother?

     
  • 14. I like working hard, I'm not afraid of hard work (still nothing even started let alone completed).

     
  • 15. I have arthritis.

     
  • 16. My joints are feeling sore today and every day.

     
  • 17. I was thinking about planning about that (12 years later).

     
  • 18. I'm feeling horny and the mind has shut down and still can't think.

     
  • 19. I have worked 8 hours today.

     
  • 20. There is too much work to be done, that why even bother do it at all.

     
  • 21. I have a head injury (of the last 15 years).

     
  • 22. My back is soar.

     
  • 23. We don't have the right tool.

     
  • 24. We need a wheel borough.

     
  • 25. I'm so stressed out I can't even crap, let alone think about the home repair.

     
  • 26. The subcontractor ate bad oysters. He has been in the hospital.

     
  • 27. I can do the job, but I don't know how.

     
  • 28. I don't think the insurance will cover the mistakes I'm gonna make.

     
  • 29. Last time I used a hammer, I hit my thumb , twice

     
  • 30. A Phillips screwdriver? I think I drank one before!

     
  • 31. But honey, I do that all day at work, must I come home and work , too?

     

 

 

Well friends this is all for now. I hope you enjoy this place and please go to the Submit Excuses page and send your excuses in!

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Madtbone
 

 

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